so i shit in public today...

not really IN public, but in a public bathroom....and even that could be argued considering i was at work, and noone was really there... but whatever

details, details...

it was the greatest thing EVER. Like i was holding it for the just perfect moment, and wow was it wonderful. almost orgasmic.

until it pinched off, hit the bowl, and the cold toilet water splashed my ass.

boy was i pissed.